The Only Mistake Kirinyaga Deputy Governor Did Was Hitting A Hoe When Naked

Who does that? Who removes their entire clothes when fucking a prostitute? This has never been heard of and the embattled deputy governor has no one but himself to blame for his misfortunes.
All the veterans of hoeism will tell you the simplicity of fucking a prostitute. She asks you "tuende shot?", you ask her the price, she tells you an exorbitant price, you say you got Sh150, she says tuende. You fuck her doggy style with all your clothes on.
If the deputy governor had followed this simple protocol and had his gun strapped to his waist like all his fellow politicians, the humiliation he is going through today would not have happened.